I have traveled more than any one else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

There is no such thing as ''the Queen's English'.' The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in Fench; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.