I have found reading the Bible inspiring and entertaining. If I didn't know better, I would swear that P.T. Barnum, L. Ron Hubbard, and Jules Verne collaborated to give us this wonderful book.

I really adore people who can look at bullshit and see fertilizer.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

I don’t believe the world can be changed simply because, like the alcoholic likes the effect of alcohol, the liar finds tranquility in his or her lies. Therefore, I’ll go with nature that finds no shame in the truth.

If you lie to your mate and children and ever wonder why the world is full of liars, thieves and murderers, go look in a mirror.

I really have nothing to say to people that brag about the US being a democracy one second and then blame everyone but themselves for the status quo.