I really adore people who can look at bullshit and see fertilizer.

I chose the truth as my friend when I was twelve. He's been a good friend for sixty years. Not once has he asked that I worship, serve or give him money.

I don’t believe the world can be changed simply because, like the alcoholic likes the effect of alcohol, the liar finds tranquility in his or her lies. Therefore, I’ll go with nature that finds no shame in the truth.

If you lie to your mate and children and ever wonder why the world is full of liars, thieves and murderers, go look in a mirror.

I have found reading the Bible inspiring and entertaining. If I didn't know better, I would swear that P.T. Barnum, L. Ron Hubbard, and Jules Verne collaborated to give us this wonderful book.

The point of religion seems to be to start with something as simple as thou shall not kill and end up with something so inconsistent that no rational mind can entertain it.