I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.

I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.

We have some residents here who are quite withdrawn, and this has really changed them.