I haven't found a use for the Bible, or any other Holy Book for that matter, since discovering Charmin Ultra Soft.

Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.

There are bigots everywhere you go, but they are conceived in the Bible belt of the United States, and simply migrate to other places.

The wonders of the holy wonder is timeless mystery.

The holy sword, the Holy Scripture.

The Holy Bible is an AUTHORITY OVER MANKIND and any Prophet of any Christian Ministry or any Christian Ministry which lays claim to the Holy Bible's AUTHORITY OVER MANKIND and exercise it or personifies it is the Anti-Christ.