I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.