I just always think, "Do I like it?" And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.

They've tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won't work. She was an original.

People copy, people steal. Most of the pictures they make nowadays are loaded down with special effects. I couldn't do that. I quit smoking because I couldn't reload my Zippo . . .

Making movies is a little like walking into a dark room. Some people stumble across furniture, others break their legs, but some of us see better in the dark than others. The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.