The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

People copy, people steal. Most of the pictures they make nowadays are loaded down with special effects. I couldn't do that. I quit smoking because I couldn't reload my Zippo . . .

Making movies is a little like walking into a dark room. Some people stumble across furniture, others break their legs, but some of us see better in the dark than others. The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

I just always think, "Do I like it?" And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Certain black leaders would believe that you have to go through their prism: 'If I lay my hand on you, you're OK.' So many people have made a living off of the pimping of race.