I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.

I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.

To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.

I didn't really know how to write jokes, so I just told weird, long stories about being tall and beautiful and wealthy in New York. I'd tell them very seriously, but I kind of looked like a drag queen at the time with big wigs and crazy 12-inch platform heels.

When I was 22, I met with some janky manager, and she told me, 'You're never going to work at this weight.' I think I was a size 6 at the time. There is just this weird thing about how we perceive women in this country. I would love to be a part of breaking that down.

I just think we tear down women in this country for all these superficial reasons, and women are so great and strong.