To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.

When I was 22, I met with some janky manager, and she told me, 'You're never going to work at this weight.' I think I was a size 6 at the time. There is just this weird thing about how we perceive women in this country. I would love to be a part of breaking that down.

I do think comedy needs to be a living thing, but I think without a great script and fully realized characters, you cannot keep it living. Otherwise, it just becomes long and rambling, indulgent. So I think you need both, frankly.

I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.

I think having children is the most amazing thing.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.