I just took a short walk away from the plane. I'm gonna buy a lottery ticket tonight!

Life is a lottery that we’ve already won. But most people have not cashed in their tickets.

It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should buy a plane ticket and go somewhere hot like the Caribbean where they can eat free fish all day.

I had to bite the bullet and buy my own plane. It's a lot for me in a short amount of time, but I'm pretty excited about it.

I remember an old catholic joke about a man who spent his whole life going to a church every day and prayed to the statue of a great saint begging "please, please, please, let me win the lottery." Finally the exasperated statue comes to life and looks down at the begging man and says "my son, please, please, please, buy a ticket." So now I get the joke, and I bought three tickets.

The way I look at it, it's a free lottery ticket. It's not going to cost (much). And it only takes one business to come in.