I kiss, but I don't tell.

The kiss & tell being is a person with very low self esteem,so he/she got to boost his/her ego by telling.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

Being tall when I was youngerl I was always a bit awkward. As a teenager, I was very, very thin, so I was very gangly and limby, and would sweep things off the table without realising how big my wingspan was - just out of control. A lot of women write to me and say, 'I'm six foot and exactly the same happens' - that's been lovely therapy.

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.