I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.