I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.