I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came up. He said, 'Dude, I saw you on TV last night.' But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, 'Dude, I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good.'

I remember the N64 coming out. That was a beautiful day.

I sick of "soup of the day" it's time we made a decision, i want to know what "soup from now on" is

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "F**k it. Cut 'em up.