If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers

A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.