I know that there are people who believe that if they get to the stage where life is absolutely intolerable because of pain and indignity... they would like to end their life before nature intended, and we think they should have the choice to do so.

Coaching helps you take stock of where you are now in all aspects of your life, and how that compares to where you would like to be.

No one should be harassed or mistreated because of who they are, who they love, or what they believe.

People who don't know me think I'm easy-going, but I'm a pessimist by nature and an old curmudgeon.

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.

I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does.