I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

He has a capacity for enjoyment so vast that he gives away great chunks to those about him, and never even misses them. . . . He can take you to a bicycle race and make it raise your hair.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.