I know the law... I am it's greatest transgressor.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

I still think I am the greatest.

I'm not a size 0, and I'm nowhere close to it. But, I don't want anyone to know what I am so I like to design clothes so you don't know what's going on under there.

I don't know what I am. And it's not important.

I know I am very beautiful.