I am pathetically law-abiding.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat.

I am a mortician who tells you that you don't necessarily need a mortician.

The idea of not being able to control my own fertility genuinely terrifies me. That one mistake might change your life. That everything I am, and do, could be ended by the repeal of laws our mothers fought so hard for, that women had waited for the entire span of humanity to come about.

I know the law... I am it's greatest transgressor.