I am a mortician who tells you that you don't necessarily need a mortician.

Treat your online affairs as part of your affairs that need to be in order - your bank, your Internet bill - you need to have people who know what you want.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

I have to live in the truth that this is who I am. That's what I need to focus on.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

Not only is natural burial by far the most ecologically sound way to perish, it doubles down on the fear of fragmentation and loss of control. Making the choice to be naturally buried says, 'Not only am I aware that I'm a helpless, fragmented mass of organic matter, I celebrate it. Vive la decay!'