I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat.

The memorial committee received over 10,000 suggestions for memorials to Diana, Princess of Wales.

I am positive that flexibility is a feminine characteristic.

I am a mortician who tells you that you don't necessarily need a mortician.