I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

You can't reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at 'Late Night,' we were trying to hire directors, and this guy was like, 'I see you behind a glass desk.' I don't. And he's like, 'Yeah, the glass desk.' I go, 'I don't really see me as a glass desk guy.'

Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.