Why dont we get drunk and screw?


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Putting $1,000 in the pockets of 310,000 families with urgent needs is going to provide far more sti...
WARREN BUFFETT
I personally think it would be better if the NYSE remained as a neutral, not-for-big-profit institut...
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We felt that the risk profile had changed.
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I am a bull on sterling versus the U.S. dollar.
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Right now, the rest of the world owns $3 trillion more of us than we own of them. In my view, it wil...
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We quickly realized that Business Wire was a gem of a company.
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In making this acquisition of Business Wire, we have followed our blueprint of buying profitable com...
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Our ignorance means we must follow the course prescribed by Pascal in his famous wager about the exi...
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An educational approach to money and investing struck me as a very good idea. People do form behavio...
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We have three managers at Berkshire who are reasonably young and fully capably of being CEO.
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Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in t...
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Great investment opportunities come around when excellent companies are surrounded by unusual circum...
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I'd be a bum on the street with a tin cup if the markets were always efficient.
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It's crazy to take little in between jobs just because they look good on your resume. That's like sa...
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I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It costs a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It'...
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If calculus or algebra were required to be a great investor, I'd have to go back to delivering newsp...
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You've been drafted into a war you didn't start, ... Focus on your customers and lead your people as...
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There's no question in my mind the number one problem of mankind is the spread of nuclear knowledge,...
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Berkshire Hathaway will sell you insurance, carpeting or any of our other products in exchange for o...
WARREN BUFFETT
If you have a great manager, you want to pay him very well.
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Let us do or die.
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I insist on a lot of time being spent, almost every day, to just sit and think. That is very uncommo...
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Over that time we've been happy with that investment but I've got to tell you I'm happier today. It'...
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Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.
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Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely...
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Just looks. Looks exclusively.
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Two rules:1. Preserve the principal2. When in doubt see Rule #1
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The 3 percent overall federal tax rate I would pay -- if a Berkshire dividend were to be tax free --...
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Risk is a part of God's game, alike for men and nations.
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Berkshire's board has fully discussed each of the three CEO candidates and has unanimously agreed on...
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