I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.

When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

'You have no fortune.' I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.

If you're tired, take a 'nappa'. You don't move to Napa.

Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.