If you're tired, take a 'nappa'. You don't move to Napa.

When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

'You have no fortune.' I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.

If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?