I like to write a lot of satire.

I'm a writer, so whatever gymnastics jump through my head, I write about it.

I'm a person who is always trying to write in a different vein.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

I write heavily under the influence of James Taylor.

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.