I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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BERNIE SANDERS He does come with a political resume. He will create a stir in the communities he visits.
LEE MIRINGOFF We have an interest in the investigation, because we are convinced that we will be given a clean sla...
BASHAR ASSAD Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It...
DICK VAN DYKE He has a down comforter. He prefers Egyptian cotton sheets. Trust me, this dog wants for nothing.
ALLYSON TAYLOR Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.
UNKNOWN Love has nothing to do with good reasons.
HENRY JAMES A man always has two reasons for what he does - a good one, and the real one.
JOHN PIERPONT MORGAN A man always has two reasons for what he does-a good one and the real one.
J. PIERPONT MORGAN A man always has two reasons for what he does--a good one, and the real one.
J.P. MORGAN The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reas...
FULTON J. SHEEN If a dog fights with other dogs, if a dog does anything aggressive, he has to stay in the kennel.
BARBARA MARINO Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS Simply put, at the end of the day, there's nothing, absolutely nothing, that the unconditional love ...
WAYNE JOHN RIZZI Other areas are going to compete fiercely for that project. But I think they would be doing so for p...
DAN MCLAUGHLIN Why does anyone commit murder?' he asked in a low voice.
'I-'I blinked.'How should I know?'
MEG CABOT If socialism failed, it was for political, more than economic, reasons; and if capitalism is to succ...
ROBERT L. HEILBRONER The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS They all had a thousand good economic and political reasons why they couldn’t stop. I’m not a po...
KAREL ČAPEK Oh love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
JOHN FLETCHER Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT He ignores you, but somehow you fall for him more every day. He does nothing, but yet that's enough ...
JENNIFER LE I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL He who does not love does not know God; for God is love
BIBLE Man always has two reasons for the things he does; the logical one and the real one.
SOURCE UNKNOWN I come from a working-class family. They're the people I know and the people I love, I guess. I ...
PER PETTERSON I love nothing more than taking my dog, Molly, for a long walk on Sunday morning. Then I'll indu...
DONNA AIR There are six reasons anyone does anything: Love. Faith. Greed. Boredom. Fear..." he said, ticking t...
ALLY CARTER Who loves me will love my dog
PROVERB Who's the bigger person in the end? The man who allows his dog to do what he does or the dog, who gi...
BRUCE DERN I renounce (asylum) for political, civic and patriotic reasons to return immediately to Ecuador and ...
LUCIO GUTIERREZ If a man does not love his work, he will definitely lose it
SUNDAY ADELAJA God created Dog, for when men forget love, a dog can show them how
ROYALTON AMBROSE The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liber...
FRANCES THOMPSON Notwithstanding Steve Rogers' pure qualities as a footballer he will be remembered as much for the w...
COLIN LOVE A man can be himself only so long as he is alone;
if he does not love solitude, he will not love fre...
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing. He may avo...
LEO F. BUSCAGLIA Who loves me will love my dog also.
PROVERB I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog
JAMES THURBER He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything - that clearly points to a political career
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ...The purpose of man's life...is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know,...
AYN RAND Does he love me? Does he love anyone more than me? Does he love me more than I love him? Perhaps all...
MILAN KUNDERA A man can be himself only so long as he is alone; and if he does not love solitude, he will not love...
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love...
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian...
DAMON RUNYON Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A lot of women don't know how to love because there's deep reasons for them not knowing how ...
LIL WAYNE I love making new friends and I respect people for a lot of different reasons.
TAYLOR SWIFT The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS It's clear that from a lack of presentation of the government's case on this issue, that they feel t...
MATTHEW ARCHAMBEAULT I will not attend the funeral (of Milosevic), not due to political or any other reasons, but simply ...
DRAGAN CAVIC He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW My dog is very obedient,
he does what he is bid.
A sign said 'wet paint',
and that's just what he di...
UNKNOWN This is not, from Union's perspective, a political fight. Sure, there are others who, for various re...
CHRISTOPHER SPENCER I love watching a good dog work.
HOLLIS CRAWFORD This is being brought up for partisan political reasons, and it's not a serious attempt to pass it,
NORM DICKS The love of a dog for his master is notorious; as an old writer quaintly says, A dog is the only thi...
DR. LAUDER LINDSAY How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How...
GROUCHO MARX Holt did nothing of the sort. He wasn’t the ‘obeying’ kind of dog.
KELLYN ROTH I decided I couldn't live without a dog. I told a friend in Bonner's Ferry (Idaho) that I wanted a d...
JENNIFER MCKINNON No matter what political reasons are given for war, the underlying reason is always economic.
A. J. P. TAYLOR I love to ask strangers if I can pet their dog. If they say yes, I freeze for a moment and respond: ...
DONALD SHAW He makes a great row but does nothing.
SIR WALTER SCOTT You do mean it, then,” I said. “You feel … er … betrothed to her?” “Well, of course ...
DIANA GABALDON Does he love you so much?" "He would commit murder for me.
GASTON LEROUX There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too
PABLO PICASSO I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I...
DEMETRI MARTIN Nothing in Dad is mass-produced. I think everything he does, he does because he loves the individual...
VIRGINIA PEARCE A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them
PROVERB I vow I am, and always will be, constant and faithful in my love for you, Anais. Nothing you or anyo...
CHARLOTTE FEATHERSTONE He who does not become familiar with nature through love will never know her.
KARL WILHELM FRIEDRICH SCHLEGEL There is no moral difference between a Stealth bomber and a suicide bomber. They both kill innocent ...
TONY BENN Youth does not require reasons for living, it only needs pretexts.
JOS Youth does not require reasons for living, it only needs pretexts.
JOSE ORTEGA Y GASSET I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Li...
DEMETRI MARTIN Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.
MALCOLM LOWRY The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'...
FRANCOIS RABELAIS In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN Inexpressible Love:To know that one does not write for the other, to know that these things I am goi...
ROLAND BARTHES And we will share a drink. Yeah we will share our fears and they will know how I love them.They will...
CONOR OBERST Jem told me what Ragnor Fell said about my father,” Will said. “That for my father, there was on...
CASSANDRA CLARE If nothing is to be done in the given situation, he must invent plausible reasons for doing nothing;...
CHARLES EDWARD MERRIAM We might miss the sign or we may be unable to read the expression, but it is almost a contradiction ...
JEFFREY MOUSSAIEFF MASSON A warrior does not give up what he loves, he finds the love in what he does
DAN MILLMAN The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.
NAPOLEON HILL And he had a dog, a nice dog. He couldn’t be too evil or dangerous if he had such a great dog.
MOLLY RINGLE I love buddy comedies, ... I love when two guys who have nothing in common are suddenly in the same ...
FRANCIS VEBER Beauty is being who God made you to be. Make the most of what you have. He gave you what you are. No...
KATE MCGAHAN I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY He does much who loves God much, and he does much who does his deed well, and he does his deed well ...
THOMAS KEMPIS He that will be angry for anything will be angry for nothing.
SALLUST He's truly a renaissance individual for our times, ... I've likened him to a Will Rogers voice in Co...
FRANK CULLEN It's the people we love the most who can make us feel the gladdest ... and the maddest! Love and ang...
FRED ROGERS Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark
PORTUGUESE PROVERB (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON That's the best kind of dog. He don't bite, and he don't eat. But when I brought him home for a coup...
RICK BURKHOLDER I'm looking forward to becoming a marvelous - excuse the word marvelous - character actress. lik...
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WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
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WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
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WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
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WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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