I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you donâ€™t know wonâ€™t hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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