I love you all - if you are not people!

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

My condolences, you're still alive.

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

If I were married, I would be unmarried.