If I were married, I would be unmarried.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.