An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Yeah, since you love such a hateful religion that demands killing people of other faiths, I know you're a good person. Oh hell, yeah.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.