I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.