I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.