I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.