I majored in screenwriting and playwriting in school - and wanted to make films as a career. But when I directed my first short in college - which was called 'Extras' - I lost thousands of dollars and made an unsatisfying and incomplete film.


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You will never change your life until you change something you do daily.
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What you hear repeatedly you will eventually believe.
MIKE MURDOCK
I think blogging, by and large, is basically therapy. And I'm sure, and I know, that there are s...
MIKE BARNICLE
It is the right of every sovereign nation to determine who can and who cannot legally enter within i...
MIKE KLEPPER
And let's stop calling them "sex offenders," as if their crimes had anything to do with sex. (Perhap...
MIKE LEW
The rape of a child is a violent act of contempt, not an expression of sexuality or affection.
MIKE LEW
I'm telling you this for one reason and one reason only: No matter how sure you are of someone's lov...
MIKE GAYLE
There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to see, yet small enough to solve...
MIKE LEAVITT
I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary sit...
MIKE TODD
Solitude is the soil in which genius is planted, creativity grows, and legends bloom; faith in onese...
MIKE NORTON
Fall. Stand. Learn. Adapt.
MIKE NORTON
Few suffer more than those who refuse to forgive themselves.
MIKE NORTON
I'm not trying to prove anybody wrong, I'm just trying to prove something to myself.
MIKE PIAZZA
The ones who want to achieve and win championships motivate themselves.
MIKE DITKA
I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
MIKE DITKA
You have to be tough.
MIKE DITKA
You will always move toward anyone who increases you and away from anyone who makes you less.
MIKE MURDOCK
Each relationship nurtures a strength or weakness within you.
MIKE MURDOCK
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cu...
MIKE TYSON
If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.
MIKE DITKA
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
MIKE DITKA
I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on ...
MIKE GODWIN
Life is like a hand of cards. You have to play the hand you're dealt, you can't win by folding, and ...
MIKE CONNER
Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still...
MIKE KALIN
If you think about yourself then you've lost sight of the ball.
MIKE WILLESEE
I'm scared every time I go into the ring, but it's how you handle it. What you have to do is plant y...
MIKE TYSON
I draw most of my religious beliefs from Star Wars.
MIKE DIRNT
Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.
MIKE ROYKO
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
MIKE BINDER
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. An...
MIKE MYERS
What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream.
MIKE MELVILLE
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline an...
MIKE DITKA
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
MIKE DITKA
For a man who walks in the light, to stay humble is not to walk in the dark; you don't need to proje...
MIKE NORTON
As an integral part of the Department of Agriculture, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service...
MIKE ROGERS
We've waged war on work. We have collectively agreed, stupidly, that work is the enemy.
MIKE ROWE
I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I ...
MIKE MYERS
Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS
Here in Indiana, we run a nationally-recognized program called the Healthy Indiana Plan. The Healthy...
MIKE PENCE
The Safe and Affordable Food Labeling Act aims to address unnecessary impediments to feeding the wor...
MIKE POMPEO
I keep coming back to it, over and over - adultery and cheating. It's the most interesting probl...
MIKE NICHOLS
What is real is that adultery destroys tens of thousands of families every year across America. What...
MIKE PENCE
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
MIKE HARDING
Yeah, look, I think what we have with the social media and the digital media, and all the telecommun...
MIKE DEWINE