I make love like never, only less often.


Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.


We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.


Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.


I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!


Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.