Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.


I make love like never, only less often.


Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.


We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.


I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!


Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.