I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

Sure you are," Jack replied. He sashayed up next to me, and yes, it was a sashay, he was far too damn smug for his good looks. Damn me for getting all girly inside at the sight of him coming over to rescue my damsel in distress.

Then he became the ultimate man.

He picked up the flat spare, looked at it, and said "Yep, it's flat."

"What are you, a rocket scientist in your spare time?"

"Only on the weekends.

Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight.

Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you, mercy.

Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you, mercy.