I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight.

Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you, mercy.

Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you, mercy.

I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me.