I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!