Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!