In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.