Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.