I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.

I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.