I never set out to do a sketch show.

But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.