I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it's crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it's laughing. Nowadays, we would say, 'How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.'

The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.