I prefer sayings over jokes.

Jokes offend someone; Thoughts apprehend anyone; Sayings comprehend everyone and Quotes defend no one.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

[But many investors prefer to make offers to property owners before foreclosure.] A lot of times they'll slam the door in your face, ... But sometimes you can convince them that you can help them walk away less scathed than if the bank forecloses on them.

It is a quiet and peaceful place - and a fitting place for the remains of this greatest of sea tragedies to rest.

I am a geologist.