The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

I prefer sayings over jokes.

I go to school - to youth - to learn the future

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.