I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

I burned what end of the candle I had to burn,

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Today you are fulfilling another year of life and I will do everything to make it a memorable day for you.